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Thomas Jefferson on the 2nd Amendment
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(Chicks On The Right) There is a fellow named Henry Porter who wrote a little ditty in The Guardian/The Observer one may wonder if he’s besties with CNN’s Piers Morgan they may share wine, cheese and afternoon tea and discuss how all dumb Americans wear Cowboy Hats and say “YeeeHaw, Giddy Up Horsey” here in the States, while they try so desperately to change a country that is not their’s.

If we get down to the nitty-gritty here, I’m thinking that the dumb laments the fact that we have a U.S. Constitution and he’s irritated by the fact that we live in a ‘country where people are better armed and only slightly less nervy than rebel fighters in Syria.’

Henry is a gem like that and he feels as though it may be time for the international community to step in and do something about it. It’s TIME you see–well according to Henry anyway–he feels as though “America is in a jam and that international pressure may be one way of reducing the slaughter over the next generation. That has reached the point where it has ceased to be a domestic issue. The world can not stand idly by.”

Yet Henry is another one of those guys that isn’t from here, mind you but he strangely obsessed about whether or not we should have the right to keep and bear arms–Henry preaches in paragraphs–where he says that half of us are sane (liberals that are for gun control mind you) and the other half are apparently insane, “simply doesn’t grasp the inconsistencies and historic lunacy of its position.” Those would be Conservatives who value the Constitution, go figure.

My favorite part of Henry’s dribble is when he writes, “…since the day that Edward Kennedy was shot in 1968…” (before it was corrected by the Editors of ‘The Gaurdian’ to say Robert Kennedy) because Henry is such an obvious expert in American history and all. Thank goodness for that liberal intellectual superiority:

“To absorb the scale of mayhem, its worth trying to guess the death toll of all the wars in American history since the War of Independence began in 1775 and follow that by estimating the number killed by firearms in the US since the day that Edward Robert Kennedy was shot in 1968 by a .22 Iver-Johnson handgun wielded by Sirhan Sirhan.”

Full article here by Daisey at Chicks On The Right