USDA Orders Magician to Prepare a Disaster Plan For His Rabbit

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(Bob McCarty.com) The U.S. Dept of Agriculture (USDA) has reportedly sent an 8 page letter to an Ozark, MO Magician, advising him by July 29, he needed to have in place a written disaster plan, detailing all of the steps that he would take to get his rabbit to safety in case of tornado, fire, flood, etc. The USDA not only wanted to know how he would protect his rabbit from disaster but also what he would do following the disaster to make sure the bunny gets cared for properly–otherwise he would be breaking federal law.

Obama’s Watch: Another example of a monstrous, out of control federal government non-essential bureaucrats, with way too much time on their hands.

H/T: The Blaze

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